In Another World

Permalink Picked this out for the Mother on her clothes-shopping trip today.
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Matchstick Brooms.

I just saved the ladyfingers we’re supposed to have for lunch from burning. Before that, I helped Kid fill the wheat bags from that gigantic drum in the verandah. Which was after I had finished raking up those poor dead leaves in the garden amidst a strong wind, before which I’d made myself breakfast and tea but not after I’d counted all the King’s money for him and only when I was sweeping the whites out of the egg shell with my finger did I remember the dirty bank notes I’d been handling.

Yup, just another lazy Sunday morning.

Permalink Something to scare y’all with. Bazinga!
#GPOY
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HAHAHAHA.
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“What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?”

Permalink Howl - Allen Ginsberg
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You Are Curious

You are very interested in and engaged with the world.
You are fiercely independent and self-reliant. You don’t take anyone’s word for anything.

You push yourself to come up with new ideas and theories. You love figuring out how things work.
You love to research and read up on a variety of subjects. You are always learning.

What One Word Describes You?
Blogthings: If Quizzes Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Take Quizzes
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You Are a Marble Cake

Eclectic, inventive, and peaceful.
You are never willing to accept what’s “normal.” You live to push the envelope.
You find it hard to make up your mind. You prefer to have everything you want, right away!

What Kind of Cake Are You?
Blogthings: A Fine Line Between Insight and Stupidity
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Love’s Labour’s Lost.

For where is any author in the world,
Teaches such beauty as a woman’s eye?

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Wisdom Toof

Cookie: Big bee my lower molars hurt a lot. What to do?!? Asked daddy :( he said ask you!

Cookie: Hello! I m a 12 point patient all in myself.

Me: Both sides or one side? You’re just teething. Growing your third molars.

Cookie: One side. Ha like i m mature!!

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When Uncle bought the Wildfire.

Ghole: U wanted a congraulations word on ze blog?

Me: I just want my misery bear.

Ghole: Okay. You’ll get one.

Me: He better come with his very own honey pot!

Ghole: Oh you’ll get a lot of honey from his HONEY POT.

Me: Your attempts at explicit references aren’t nearly as funny as you think they are!

Ghole: They are not?

Me: Whereby he admits to making explicit references. Aha!

Ghole: He did?

Me: The proof of which is this ping pong of rhetoric that he’s now trying to play.

Ghole: Did you just say PING PONG of rhetoric? You surely are having a dirty day today.

Me: You’re the one drawing all the dirty pictures!

Ghole: I just counseled a very young lady. She called me uncle. I dont friggin look my age and she called me an uncle. -_-